Archive for April, 2007

“Rosie O’Donnell wasn’t just a breath of fresh air for daytime TV O’Donnell was a kick in the head, a slap in the face, a hyper-caffeinated energy drink. By dragging social and political issues into the usually controversial free zone of cooking demos, book promotions, and innocuous chitchat, she was fresh like a snout full of amyl nitrate. I didn’t always agree with Rosie but I welcomed her boat-rocking. Think of it this way- She proved again TV’s role in furthering the national conversation. She made a brassy woman’s voice at least as prominent as the dry daily official news release.

In TV terms she is a phenomenon. She boosted the ratings of the “The View� by 17% compared to the previous year. In the critical demographic, those lucrative 18-34 yr olds, she increased the ratings by 20%.

The head of Women in Media & News, Jennifer L. Pozner, made the rounds of cable news shows to make the point that, in her one year on the show O’Donnell “sparked a firestorm of controversy for expressing strong progressive feminist viewpoints on a regular basis, discussions that often generated further debate among the news and public affairs landscape.� Pozner counts O’Donnell as the only consistent progressive feminist voice ever on a network TV talk show.

Uncomfortable or not, O’Donnell’s stint on “The View� pushed TV forward socially in ways that Trump’s back-biting, capitalist “Apprentice� reality gig couldn’t imagine. A return to prim chat will be bore.

Arlene and Alan Alda for their 50th – wow – wonderful!

…that the best mind-altering drug is the truth.

Volume 5

Since I did not want to help load my bike (and they certainly would not have wanted me to do so) into the back of a small pickup they had on the scene I used the time to take a personal inventory. 12 fingers and 17 toes, so nothing’s missing. No. Something’s wrong. That’s too many. Time to have a seat in the truck and start over. A minute or two to relax and I begin again. No apparent abrasions. All my blood is still inside me. Things are looking well. Possible concussion? Who knows? I was feeling a bit loopy at the time but that could be shock, adrenalin, endorphins or most likely all three. My left ankle is staring to hurt and so’s my wrist. Walking is painful.

We ride the truck over to the ambulance on scene, where a nice fellow pokes and prods me a bit. He does not really do any tests for a concussion or other injuries unrelated to my apparent sprains. But I am pretty alert and not complaining of other pains so the medic gives me a few (near worthless) ice packs and a couple of bandages and they take my bike and me back to my pit area.

In the pit my bike and I are off-loaded and this is where it hits me just how much the rest of the day is going to be different from the hours previous. From this point on, I am the designated “gimp” of the group. Fortunately people were as helpful as they could be without making too much fuss. Much fuss over a bad situation makes everything worse in my opinion. My injuries were checked over again by Phil (who happens to have a bit of training in the medical field) and again it seemed I was relatively unhurt. Thereafter I was basically left to do as I pleased (not really because what I “pleased” was to be riding my bike on the racetrack again) and just kind of hung around (with my sprained ankle elevated whenever possible) the rest of the day.

That gave me plenty of opportunity to think about recent events. During the crash I was airborne for a couple seconds and flew in the air at least 5 or 6 vertical feet. When I landed it was on my back. Whump. Then I did a bit of rolling. What’s so cool about the whole situation is that I was wearing a healthy dose (literally) of body armor at the time. Not only did I have armor throughout my pants but also I elected to wear an armor exoskeleton with shoulder, back and chest protection underneath my riding jacket that was likewise adorned with body armor. And all I can say is BRAVO! That stuff performed as well as I had hoped it would and then some. I could have been wearing better boots and gloves with some hard protection to help prevent sprains but even they prevented all but superficial injuries. Interestingly, my helmet never hit the ground. It sounds unbelievable but it’s true. There was not a scratch on my new Arai. Not only are Arai helmets made to top-notch specs and notorious for absorbing impact well, it seems some models actually manage to keep one’s head away from hard surfaces entirely. Lucky me ;-)

Obviously the second half of my “track day” was a drag and not really a track day at all. I hung around the pit area with my broken bike as my friends went riding, dicing it up and having a good time. I was actually just happy to be in good health and enjoyed their enjoyment for the most part. But I sure would like to have had a few more sessions out on the track with them. Again I was very fortunate to have members of the SBDuc club with me that day. They helped a lot. Peter (the other SBDuc rider besides Miko in my riding group) had come with his enclosed big-ass trailer. There was plenty of room in there for my bike as well as room in his truck for myself. Some people who have accidents are not nearly as fortunate. So I am again, grateful.

During the second half of the day I spoke again with Kurt (“my” instructor from my first session) who still maintained I was a good rider and should definitely come back; that the track is a good place for me. I was glad to hear that from him, even though he might have said that to any of his fallen students. At least he did not think I was a danger to the other riders.

Later in the afternoon Bruno (the Portuguese Duc club Prez.) happened by to shoot the shit with our group. He did not notice me sitting there for a while. When he finally recognized me with my foot wrapped in a bandage and elevated and then pointed to my thrashed motorcycle in a quizzical manner I nodded in the affirmative. His eyes got so wide I could see his cerebrum processing the information behind his pupils. I think I disappointed Bruno very much. More than myself perhaps. He’s probably over it by now, though.

Evidently Bruno did have a session or 2 on the track after lunch but still did not like the ‘vibe’ of the track that day. For whatever reason (perhaps because the weather was so perfect) there were more accidents at Buttonwillow than anyone could remember. After my accident they even called all the riders in for a safety lecture and changed the configuration of the track (removing the sharp “Mazda” corner) in hopes of increasing our safety. But all to no avail. The track was just plain hungry for blood. That or we were the most careless group in recent Buttonwillow Raceway history.

Being lumped in with a bunch of other “crashers” did not make me feel the slightest bit better. But I did take solace in the fact that at least I had not caused anyone else to have an accident. Nor did another rider cause mine. In conclusion, I am healing up nicely. I even went out on my M944 yesterday for a few hundred miles of R&R (romping and riding).
After I find a cheap set of wheels and rear-sets for my Aprilia Falco I will have what I need to see if my bike will again ride straight. (The frame and swing-arm sliders on the bike literally made all the difference. If you do not have them on your bike(s), you need them) If so then I will have a dedicated track bike. If not, she’ll be stripped down and shipped away in 99 different directions to be used on other motorcycles throughout the world.

I am very much looking forward to my next track day, whatever bike it may be on. Though bittersweet, my first racetrack experience confirmed what I already thought I knew. That nowhere else am I able to learn as much about riding and ride a bike how it was meant to be ridden, than on the track. It’s also massively fun and a great way to hang out with and meet new friends.

Ride Well, Be Well Wear Body Armor. I’m wearing some right now.
Gabriel

Volume 4

As for me I had more riding to do. Session #4 was for the most part like the session previous. Miko rode in front and I followed as best I could while trying to get around people in a safe manner. At the rate things were going I was usually at least a turn or 2 behind him. I don’t know if the other riders on the track were getting slower or I was going faster but there sure seemed to be a lot of traffic. Finally the traffic thinned as I got around another rider and started to close in on Miko. If he’d had mirrors, he’d have seen my beady eyes beaded directly toward him as I leaned the bike back and forth along the undulating corners which preceded the “Grapevine� section. My pace was quickening and Miko was my prey.

It was the 3rd gear right-hand corner with the elevated apex to which I now must devote more words than I care to. In my pursuit of speed, low lean angles and my riding buddy a hundred yards down the track, something unexpected (and definitely unwanted) happened. The corner, which previously produced negative G-forces and that unique “pucker factor,� had me shitting in my pants this time around. It took me some time to piece together what actually happened but it’s pretty clear to me now.

As I rounded the turn I was already thinking of the next part of the track and was adjusting my body and bike in preparation for what was to come. What I did not know was what was to come was me landing from a small flight, as I crested the apex of the turn. While I thought I was properly attached to the racetrack (and taking traction for granted), I was actually crossing up my front wheel during it’s brief time away from the pavement. When my wheel(s) were reintroduced to the track things got ugly. Very ugly very, very quickly. Instead of a smooth transition into the next corner I was quite literally catapulted off of my motorcycle. As the crossed-up front wheel landed at somewhere between 60 and 70 miles per hour, me, my bike and the track became inharmoniously detached from one another and the three of us scattered in all directions. The bike flipped over the track, I flipped over the bike and the track itself seemed to flip over everything all at the same time. I probably did more flipping than did the racetrack but who is to say for sure? It was a pretty surreal moment.

Fortunately (some might say unfortunately) for me I have gone ass-over-ears more times than I care to admit. So I took the event more or less in stride.

Until this day all of my racetrack experience had been on the sidelines the past two years as a “Corner Worker� (or “Race Marshal�) at Laguna Seca Raceway (or is it Mazda raceway now?) during World Superbike Week. Therefore I’d had a reasonable amount of experience in what to do when a bike is down on the track. Instinct took over after my crash and I instantly got up and off of the track. My bike was still right in the middle of the track and since the corner is a blind one, other riders were likely to become victims of my “miscalculation.� Once off the track I fervently did my best to wave the other riders around my bike. I think my efforts at damage control were a success, since everyone saw the situation for what it was and were able to stay clear of my poor motorcycle (and her associated scattered bits). I’ll also give some credit to the real Corner Worker in the nearby tower, since it was his waving red flag that probably did 90% of the actual alerting of my fellow riders. But I thought it was funny that a rider (me) should so instantly turn into his own Corner Worker.

There are some that might say I should not have gotten up so soon after such a serious accident. Perhaps I might have aggravated unknown spinal injuries and should have been carried off in a stretcher. But what kind of moron is going to let his self stay lying down in the very middle of a racetrack on the far side of a blind corner with 25 other motorcyclists headed fast and directly at his head? Not this moron ;-)
Anyways…

My bike was removed from its resting-place in an ungainly manner, by those who were there to do the job. I decided to supervise the situation since I began to experience a few pains here and there.

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BEFORE GIVING SOMEONE A PIECE OF YOUR MIND,
BE SURE YOU HAVE ENOUGH TO SPARE.

Well – it is NOT alright – it is never alright…

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