Pinnacle Of Lust And Spinal Traction

Gabriel Richard – A California Dreamer
So there’s different kinds of wheel chatter. There’s rear-wheel chatter, when you brake really hard to the point where the rear wheel locks up over the bumps it hits and skids over the top of them due to the tension on the wheel keeping the suspension from otherwise doing it’s job of gliding up and down upon the differentiations in the tarmac’s surface. Hitting the rear brake hard on bumps before a corner will often result in rear-wheel chatter.
Then, there’s front-wheel chatter. It’s a similar phenomenon. Only when it happens to your front wheel, you know you are REALLY going into a corner HOT. Because you have no choice but to slam the front brake (where most of the braking is done) past the point of protest, to where it is literally skipping across the pavement irregularities as it tries in mock-vein to release traction altogether 10 times a second. But traction resumes. Continuously. To the point that one can actually ride a bike under such conditions with a manner of control that should be illegal. Actually, it is.
THEN there is both front and rear-wheel chatter, whereupon both front and rear wheels are simultaneously locked in a radical fusion of traction and harmony. Both wheels are skipping and chattering along violently but also serenely, as if there were a song they were attempting to disembowel from the very heart of your happy vehicle.
A dual-end silent screech, initiating itself into your consciousness from the wheels up and into the handlebars, theoretically into the cerebrum. But the brain has no use for the information. Not on a conscious level. Consciously, the brain has already lived this moment. It has been digested and has now locked focus on the road, 2 corners later. There is not time for thought. This is the world of being. Not of now, but of never. There is no now. There is no nothing. There is harmony to the degree to which there are no words. At that point we thrust ourselves into:
Trail-braking. Trail-braking is when a rider keeps the brakes on (for one reason or another) far after the apex of the corner (and turn-in of the motorcycle) have initiated. Specifically, the front brake. Trail braking keeps weight on the front wheel far longer than would otherwise be the case. If you hit a corner too hot, and are lucky enough to have the Gods on your side, you can sometimes make trail braking work for you on public roadways. On the racecourse it is somewhat status-quo.
You can also leave some rear-wheel trail-braking for after a turn-in has been initiated. Doing this just adds to the fun. Let us imagine a bike coming up really, really hot upon a corner. Perhaps of the right-hand nature. Let us further suppose that the rider is braking hard. To the point where the rear wheel locks up. Almost. But careful modulation keeps things in check. That being the case, the speed is still high. So the front wheel also protests a bit. We now have dual-wheel chatter.
But no matter, because we have already seen through this point. We already have experienced the fact that both wheels are locking and un-locking a little bit violently as they seek a common point of traction. Common yet elusive. As the traction seems to manifest, said bike’s handlebars are thrust leeward. That pushes the bike to the right (see theory of counter-steering).
Regardless, something neat is happening. Both tires are now sliding along a plane that, heretofore, only the gophers, ground squirrels and lizards had common access. It’s all sideways now. Yummy.
Chattering front and chattering rear. Both gain and re-gain hold as they make their mass known every way they know how.
How is the word.
How much of this information is relayed into the brain of the rider? How much does the rider care about what is happening at this moment? Hopefully not much. The rider concentrates on what is to come. That which is happening is already in the past. So that brings us to…what? Oh yes. Slamming a bike going really, really fast, into a corner, having left braking until far past the moment of sensibility.
Chatter-chatter, me-protestus-un-poco-yoink and we have just peeled out of a hell of a nifty 15-MPH corner. Do that over and again for one solid, hell-caked hour. I can’t, but I bet you can taste it. Wanna race?
© G.Richard – 2005